Fluster Cluck

Listen: you CAN’T beat this game. WE can’t beat this game. Dial the AI up to maximum and prepare to cry like a little girl.

You think this is some little cartoony romp for kids. Nope. FLUSTER CLUCK may look and sound kiddy, but it’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Because the truth is that FLUSTER CLUCK might be way too hard. For you. For us. For everyone.

You want quick and easy progression with cool cutscenes? Sorry, you get none.

You want onscreen tips, tricks and hints? Oops, we forgot to put that stuff in.

You want a nice, forgiving game full of pretty pictures? Something that fills you with a sense of false accomplishment, like when you got that soccer trophy for doing nothing? Go play something else, Poser Boy!

You want an ACTUAL challenge? Try FLUSTER CLUCK. And if you somehow manage to complete this game, contact us.